Thursday, 14 March 2013

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Curiosity Killed the Ditz #5 BOOBS



Curiosity Killed the Ditz: BOOBS
Why; the three little words that haunt my existence. From the moment I could speak I always wanted to know why. Now as an adult I am finding less and less people that want to answer my questions. I have been called nosy or weird, and angered many a person, with just those 3 letters. This is my story, quest you could call it, to try and find answers to my Whys.


Why are we so fascinated with boobs?


I love boobs. Now I want to make note that while I love boobs and I love women, I am not a lesbian. My body just wasn't built that way. Sometimes I wish it was. Male/Female relationships can be quite sucky at times. but I digress...

Boobs: Glorious, soft, round, jiggle, orbs of wonderfulness. I don't think there are enough adjectives to adequately describe my love and fascination with them. But Why?

The first and intended purpose of a boob is to feed a young human life. This is by far the most important task a boob can preform.Yup, that is why boobs are useful, but there is more. This is the beginning of a human's love affair with the breast. Not only did it feed many of us, it also comforted us with soft hugs and a place to lay our heads.  Little did the beloved women in our lives know, they were setting us on a path to worship and adoration.

After the notion above, the next thing I thought of was fun. How much fun are boobs! They jiggle like jelly, can be squeezed like play dough, and bounce. Oh, can they bounce. Owning a larger pair, I can attest the bouncing can be a pain in the back. Literally. I will still qualify it under fun.

Another fun thing, how people react to seeing them. From wet Tee Shirt contests to topless beaches, we all want to see them. Clothed, unclothed, big, small, it doesn't matter. We will hoot and holler, beg and plead, spend money, and throw beads, just to see them. Slip a nip and look out world :) (thanks Janet Jackson)

Next is comfort. To lay your head on a soft set of breasts and feel the gentle beat of the heart within, is wonderful. The warmth that emanates from them when they help to hug you close, is immeasurable. Breasts are the epitome of unconditional love. They just make people feel happy.

Now, here is the part you have been looking for. SEX, Boobs are great to have around during sex. I could go on an on about this but you and I both know, you can handle this part on your own. (OK. One tip a friend gave me: Tie your boobs together to create the channel instead of holding them. Hands will be free for whatever you might want)

Time to wrap it up...

Boobs, how do we love the, shale we count the ways? Nope, it would take to long. Why do they fascinate us? Well, that's easy! They are AWESOME!!!!!!


Keep questioning.
Love,
DD
Twitter: @DitzWitDTits





4 comments:

  1. It's Mike from kik. Love the blog! Every word is absolute truth. Boobs serve many purposes, I still wonder who enjoys them more, men or women. There's a good debate right there.

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  2. It's Mike from kik. Love the blog! Every word is absolute truth. Boobs serve many purposes, I still wonder who enjoys them more, men or women. There's a good debate right there.

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  3. It's Mike from kik. Love the blog! Every word is absolute truth. Boobs serve many purposes, I still wonder who enjoys them more, men or women. There's a good debate right there.

    ReplyDelete
  4. It's Mike from kik. Love the blog! Every word is absolute truth. Boobs serve many purposes, I still wonder who enjoys them more, men or women. There's a good debate right there.

    ReplyDelete