Wednesday, 13 March 2013

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The Life of Blimey #5 - Great Head and Tits

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"Hey H"
"Fuck off"
"Charming. H, listen to me. I've got followers"
"Those are the coppers, Blimey"
"Of my blog. I've got readers of my blog"
"Hash tag; amazeballs"
For someone who had never been on Twitter, Big H seemed to be surprisingly up-to-date with social media speak.
"Yeah seems like I've got quite a following across the pond"
"What, in Writtle, Blimey?"
Writtle is the other side of Chelmsford. Between Moulsham Street and Writtle is a small duck pond in Central Park.
"No, America"
"Fuck off"
"Seriously"
"Fuck off"
"Yeah, quite a few"
"How many, Blimey?"
"Well, there's Liane and Ditz"
"Who else?"
"Great Head and Tits"
"Is that the same person? How many, Blimey?"
"Two. Anyway, that's not the point, H, I want to write something for my audience"
"You pretentious twat, Blimey"
"What can I write about, H, that is typically American?"
"Guns"
"No"
"Peanut butter"
"No"
"Shaved pubes"
"What? No"
"Broadway musical theatre"
"Maybe. No. I was thinking sports. What's your favourite American sport, H?"
"Dunno"
"Come on, H. Basketball, baseball, gridiron, hockey?"
"Taylor Swift"
"What?"
"She's a right sport. She'll let anyone have a go. Even an ugly fucker like you, Blimey"
"Thanks for the help, H"
"You're welcome, Blimey"

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5 comments:

  1. This is fucking brilliant. Love it!

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  2. This is fucking brilliant. Love it!

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  3. This is fucking brilliant. Love it!

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  4. This is fucking brilliant. Love it!

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  5. Blimey, you are a cunt. Good job you're a funny cunt.
    Yer Uncle Arthur.

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