#Mashion & #Meauty : No.1 - Starting Off Easy

So here is #1 of my attempt to enter the #BBloggers World and try and give a Male's View on The World of Female Fashion and Beauty Products.

When I decided to take this leap I put a few tweets out there in the world and got a hell of a response. It seems a lot of you Girls would Like to see what a Man has to say about it all.

So Yeah, Getting into that world! So I thought I'd start off easy. Well Easy as can be. Luckily having a long term girlfriend I do know more about women and their ways than most single men out there.
The First Thing I shall discuss is simply my take on some of those things you girls use to make your faces look all colourful!

A fellow Blogger @RosieLouiseLove Tweeted me

And here is the Question she asked me:

What products go where and do what?

- Blush

- Foundation

- Highlighter

- Primer

So I simply took these and without googling or any research I am going to say what I think they do and where you would use them. This is purely all from my knowledge. 

Blush: Obviously Blush means Blusher and goes on The cheeks! I think its used to create a colourful cheek look that resembles being a clown or an embarrassed school boy whose just been caught looking a the naked anatomy pictures in a science book!............No I never did that as a Kid!............Seriously I didn't!

Foundation: This goes all over the face! Many girls i have met use it to cover their skin with a brand new layer of skin that is sometimes a darker tone to their original complex. The more used, the more mannequin like girls can look, and I think this all became popular after the Kim Cattrall 80's Classic "Mannequin" That film was a sure fire trend setter! I still have the glasses Andrew McCarthy wore in the film!

Highlighter: This is some kind of special pen that is used to make certain parts of the female face stand out. Many women, who have massive warts that foundation cant cover up, like to highlight the opposite side of the face so the wart disappears. Apparently this is what Kim Kardashian uses in droves! But she highlights her Arse.

Primer: I Have no idea what primer is. Well I know its a film about time travel ( Seriously See that Film! It's genius! ) and also some kind of glue that is used on floors before laying down vinyl. Maybe its the same for make up purposes  maybe its a type of glue that helps keep the foundation mask on or possibly that pointless beauty spot that was so popular in the 90's thanks to Cindy Crawford

So there you go! No.1 Done! Hopefully I got all 4 right and Helped my cause of becoming a Male #BBloggers Natural :)

Please Let me Know what other Topics, Q's or Discussions you would like to read.

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