Saturday, 13 April 2013

The blog of ill repute

From Writer @NerfSpur I wasn't sure what to write about this week, but then I remembered Maggie Thatcher had died. Then I realised I had no real opinions on that, so this put me back to square one.



From Writer @NerfSpur 

I wasn't sure what to write about this week, but then I remembered Maggie Thatcher had died. Then I realised I had no real opinions on that, so this put me back to square one. 

I decided, after much soul searching- yes, really- that I would write about music. I get very angry about music and although I say: 'I like all kinds of music', this is bollocks. At some point, probably when I was about 14, I became an old man. 

I can't listen to radio one without wanting to rip off my ears to use to choke whatever smug twat they call a DJ at that moment. 

Call me old fashioned, but surely music requires musical instruments? Not a computer sampling a catchy bit from another song and playing it so many times, you can't stand the original song anymore. While some misogynistic ass talks about how much shit he owns. 

I struggle with dance music. Are you in a club? No, you're in a shitty ford fiesta, which you've lowered and put a ridiculous spoiler on, so that everyone knows you intend to crash in the next week. 

Coldplay can go forth and multiply too. No-one can convince that they are anything other than an overplayed, NME promoted, bunch of maudlin bastards. 

Music can be a wonderful thing, but the music buying public are doing their best to ruin it. 

On behalf of my sanity, please stop. 

Smooches


@nerfspur

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