Sunday, 28 April 2013

Uncle Arthurs Blog-ocks: #3 - People Watching and Other Bollocks

Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon



Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon.

Episode 19

People Watching and Other Bollocks


April 13 2013

Arthur’s tipple tonight is a glass or three of rum. He tries to convince us it’s for purely medicinal purposes, but we know better, don’t we?

People watching is the subject that seems to have piqued Arthur’s interest this week. He encourages us to sit in public places, staring inappropriately at total strangers, solely for our own amusement. If this won’t result in a quick kick to the nads, I don’t know what will.

(Just watch these fuckers faces. They’ll be sitting there twitching and rolling their fuckin eyes. Then there’s them lads in pubs, looking down at themselves like they want to give themselves a blowjob ….Arthur April 2013)

He also gives us his opinion on dog walkers, and the effects on the libido of watching attractive women clearing up after their pets.

(And there’s this fit bird with a dog on a lead. And she’s swingin this bag of shit. Would you fancy that? I wouldn’t ….Arthur April 2013)

There’s an unexpected call from Arthur’s Uncle Bob: Bob of the Southern contingent, who takes being offensive to a whole new level.

(Is that you, Arthur, you fuckin slaaag? ….Uncle Bob April 2013)

Our intrepid old git has also decided to introduce a new feature to the show this week. Let’s Call a Celebrity. They’re a Bunch of C**ts. The celebrities chosen to receive a dose of Arthur’s vitriol this week are the lads from One Direction and actress and narrow tart, Gwyneth Paltroon, who also has the honour (notice correct spelling) of receiving a phonecall out of the blue.


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Enjoy ‘Uncle Arthur’ responsibly, and please be aware, ‘Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks’ contains very strong language.

He can be found at:

www.stitcher.com
www.iTunes.com
www.unclearthur.podbean.com
www.wickedradionetwork.com

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