Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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GUEST POST: Another Man's take on This Seasons Fashion #Mashion

So, My recent exploits into the world of the #BBloggers and #FBloggers world has allowed me to discuss certain things I never thought I would discuss. It has opened my eyes to the world you ladies live in and the Beauty regimes and fashion trends you are constantly keeping up with. This Post ISN'T by Me, it is in fact a GUEST POST from a very funny guy I know, who has decided to jump on my Journey into the Female World of blogging and do a Special #Mashion post himself. So here it is. My First Influenced #Mashion from Benny! *Note: Please Continue if you are up for a Laugh and Not going to take everything too seriously*



GUEST POST ALERT

So, My recent exploits into the world of the #BBloggers and #FBloggers world has allowed me to discuss certain things I never thought I would discuss. It has opened my eyes to the world you ladies live in and the Beauty regimes and fashion trends you are constantly keeping up with.
This Post ISN'T by Me, it is in fact a GUEST POST from a very funny guy I know, who has decided to jump on my Journey into the Female World of blogging and do a Special #Mashion post himself.
So here it is. My First Influenced #Mashion from Benny! 
*Note: Please Continue if you are up for a Laugh and Not going to take everything too seriously*

Another Man's take on this seasons fashion. #Mashion

As a keen follower of fashion both men's and women's I decided to use this collective as a springboard to further my influence and get my name spread around in the fashion world. 
I thought I'd give you a little review of this seasons must haves for the last of the summer and early autumn. I managed to get an exclusive sneak peek into one of the major fashion houses latest collections, obviously I can't tell you which one it is for copyright reasons, I don't want to be punched by Prada or bashed by Burberry.
What we have here is bang on trend and I shall tell you why piece by piece.

Effortlessly classic while pushing forward boundaries.

Holy shit that's hot. I'm not going to lie that photo has "lazy lob on" written all over it. It's perfection.
Lets dissect this outfit then, starting with the main piece. The beautiful cardigan has been a staple of many a wardrobe for years gone by but this.. This is something else. The wide collar, the vertical indented stripes, the fashion pockets (they probably can't even be used, that's SO fashion) they all mean nothing but collectively and brought together with the stunning length. I mean, whoever thought lets finish it between the knee and the ankle, sir or Madame. I salute you.
*whispers* I don't even think it has buttons.
This layered over the FUCKING MONSTROSITY.. Ahem I mean elegant two piece red skirt and top combo probably has Chris De Burgh laying awake at night until he has nothing left to jizz except dust and broken dreams. 

I know this part is a lot of fashionistas favourite, the shoes. oh my god are those Louboutins!? It's so hard to tell as we can't see the soles but I'm just going to assume they are the new loubou flats. Sexy plastic, not leather, that's totes cruel to animals and we are so very enviro friendly. These really brings it all together as a must have piece for any self respecting ladies collection.
We know what comes next don't we?
*jumps into air* <freeze frame>
ACCESSORIES!
First things first is the bag, we all know we have to match the bag to something we are wearing otherwise we will just look stupid. Enter the shoes again! This beautiful faux leather is timeless and can be used for years to come that you can build any outfit around!
So far this has all been so easy but I didn't expect what came next it's so big it will revolutionise fashion much like the Roland Mouret Moon dress did back a few years, an arm cast. If we are wearing pink and red with brilliant flashes of black what do we need? Yep. Fucking blue. I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow blue.
This accentuates the colour of your eyes and can obviously be purchased in a wide variations of colours. Before you all rush out and start a female all girl fight club, wait! 
(Trade secret spoiler alert!)  
You don't actually need a broken arm to wear it. Yep, just fake it, seriously who's going to check? No one, they will be too in awe of your sizzling beauty to ask silly questions. If they do just tell them you are a victim of fashion. Instant kudos with the "in" crowd. 
Pair this with a sexy little elfin haircut and a fag and there you have it. Beauty personified.
I hope this has given some of you a little inspiration to kick start that dusty old wardrobe into touch and give it a much needed update because if you're out of fashion you are as good as dead.

Thanks for reading

Benny xoxox

Coming for winter - crocs with socks

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