Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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#Mashion and #Meauty No.8: Reaction to #Metgala Fashion

Anyway, I was kind of struggling to find something to discuss for the next instalment until I woke up with a hangover this morning and saw all these photos of celebs who attended some kind of Gala in America. #MetGala Now I have no idea what this Gala is, what it's for and why. And frankly with a pounding headache due to too much wine and beer yesterday I don't care. I just want to discuss the fashion on show, so I thought I'd simply be a Joan Rivers style bitch and discuss what I see. Whether or not you agree it's pretty much my first reaction to these dresses.


The Eighth (#8) Post in this series of Posts where I challenge myself to try and understand the world of #BBloggers and even #FBloggers.  Click HERE to read the Previous Entries if you haven't.

So, I'm Back with more mindless rambling in my attempts to be taken seriously as a Fashionista/Beauty Guru
*Please, if you read that sentence and didn't realise I was kidding, I have no actual aspirations to become Gok Wan*  *Ok Maybe a Bit*

Anyway, I was kind of struggling to find something to discuss for the next instalment until I woke up with a hangover this morning and saw all these photos of celebs who attended some kind of Gala in America. 
#MetGala

Now I have no idea what this Gala is, what it's for and why. And frankly with a pounding headache due to too much wine and beer yesterday I don't care. I just want to discuss the fashion on show, so I thought I'd simply be a Joan Rivers style bitch and discuss what I see. Whether or not you agree it's pretty much my first reaction to these dresses.

I heard the theme of this Gala was PUNK, so obviously some styles have been made to cover this.......


1. Katie Holmes: WOW Joey from the Creek has finally escaped that cult and gone all Punk Goth here. Loving the Make Up and The Dress looks great.......until it doesn't seem to stop and begins to resemble that woman who returns from the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to her heel.

2. Taylor Swift: I have a suspicion that Swifty is into some dark, dark magic. Don't ask me why, but she gives off the vibe behind closed doors she likes to conjure up spells to control the world. Maybe she's a lizard women who use to live in the moon? I don't know, maybe it's the eye make up. She looks remarkably Madame Tussauds here and love her little man as an accessory.


 3. Miley Cyrus: I am actually attracted to Billy Idol here! I don't know why, I've never fancied a man before.........Oh No, it's Ok, It's Miley Cyrus. Say what you want about the former Disney Girl, But I am a fan. She's a young girl who is rebelling but not in a Lohan/Amanda Bynes way. I like her figure hugging string vest type dress. Make's her look dirty and in need of a wash. Celebs need washes from time to time. Plus the hair is very Justin Timberlake circa 1999 N'Sync and Thats very Punk!


 4. Gwyneth Paltrow: Mrs Coldplay looks very much like a boiled sweet from a sweet shop here. I like a lady in Pink as it is a very girlie colour, but this is pretty horrible isn't it? I'm not one to judge, but I keep thinking of those salty taffy sweets you can buy. I'd lick Gwyneth! I bet she is quite salty.


 5. Gisele Buc...Buc...That Model One who dated Leonardo Di Caprio: LOVE LOVE LOVE this girl! LOVE this Photo! She looks Hot, Sexy and is embracing the Punk vibe! With very little dress on show I'm already a fan of it. she has a lovely figure, although a few more pounds could do her a favour, and she's bloody gorgeous. Great Legs! Well Done Lady whose second name I can't be bothered to google.

6. Anne Hathaway: Yes! Love it. This is my favourite look of them all! I love the teasing of the body covered in tiger like stripes. I like Anne Hathaway, alot of people don't like her and I don't know why, I Think she looks very elegant and edgy here. Disagree? I Don't care, She's Catwoman!

7. Katy Perry: Urgh! No Thank you Drag Queen who is trying to look like the very gorgeous Katy Perry! Not a fan of this look. Not Punky at all and looks cheap and nasty. The make up looks like a Man trying to cross over from being a goth to a gothic woman. hate the hair and the weird religious dress is awful. I'm sorry katy, it's not personal, it's....well it is pretty horrible.


 8. Kristen Stewart: Why is Bella from Twilight wearing my Nans tablecloth? She's been looking for it for weeks! We've had to eat sunday lunch on our laps because she won't allow us to eat at the table without it. That's so rude Bella! Shame on you! Shame!


 9. Cameron Diaz: Is it me? or has Cameron Diaz simply aged herself dramatically in this gown/outift/blue ensemble ?? It's bright but very dull right? Oh whatever, check out the kid behind! He's the NEW Harry Osborn in the Next Spiderman movie! He was excellent in Chronicle. This has nothing to do with Cameron's dress but I found it boring.

10. Kim Kardashian: Ok, I Know she's pregnant but NO! There's no need to steal my Nan's curtain! She's been blinded for the past few weeks! She has poorly eyes as it is! Shame on you Kim! Shame on you!

 11. Jennifer Lawrence: This is better. Not punky, but J-Law can wear whatever she wants to wear and you can't say anything! What J-Law says Goes! Got it? Good! Love the veil thingy over her face, her make up is flawless, her body......Marry Me!

 12. Morgan Freeman: I never thought I'd see the Day when Morgan Freeman went out in Drag! I have seen it all now! He's kinda cute!

13. Madonna: Oh FUCK OFF Madge! 

All Images taken from Huffington Post

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16 comments:

  1. I laughed a lot reading this, it seems we have kind of similar taste there's only a few i disagree with. But i think the main one we agree on is Madonna haha why can't she just age gracefully!? Mutton dressed as lamb, put it away woman no one wants to look at old lady ass and tits wrapped up in string, you have children for god sake!!! Ok rant over.

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    1. haha we have similar tastes and thats good. it means you know where I am coming from lol.
      Madge needs to stop it. Its not fun or even novelty! Stop it madge!its embarassing.
      Rant away its allowed.

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  2. LOL!!!! I laughed so hard at this post and the finish was just brilliant! Madonna just doesn't get that she's aging terribly and that she needs to dress her age. I love Taylor Swift aka lizard lady's outfit! I'm not a big fan of her but she looks awesome.
    The outfits are amazingly analyzed by you and the post was entirely entertaining, didn't bore me a sec!

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    1. Awwww Best Comment ever!! and I didn't even tell you to say that lol
      Thanks mate for reading, it was a fun write.

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  3. I question how many pf those stars understand what punks look like cos most of them just look like hot mess.

    Another great post Adam, hope you never run out things to blog about

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    1. ha Yeah some of those ladies had no idea what Punk was!
      Thank you! Glad you are a fan :)
      I'll never run out of things to chat about! hahah

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    2. Like how is a fuckin' ball gown punk?! There was no mohawks or safety pins or waky baky anywhere!

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  4. I laughed at Justin timberlake hair. hahaha. Brings back memories!
    Anyways, Jennifer Lawrence looks FLAWLESS! And I love Anne Hathaway's hair, omg, makes me miss my short(er) blond hair. She has such a gorgeous face!
    Love this post! ;)
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    1. HAHAH Thank you! yeah anne hathaway looks Stunning! Im a #HathaFan

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  7. Hahaha! That was better than Joan. I love Anne Hathaway as a blonde.

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    1. Ha Thanks for commenting 3 times :) xx
      and Yeah Im better than Joan! haha

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  8. I seriously love your blog, you actually put me into hysterics when I read your posts like this :p Thank you!

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    1. Thank you :) x Means a lot to me. glad you enjoyed

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  9. Ha this is wonderful Adam! I especially agree with Katie Holmes' dress - I didn't think it would ever end!
    Mostly they look bloody awful but I LOVE Jennifer Lawrence.

    Jess xo

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