The Eighth (#8) Post in this series of Posts where I challenge myself to try and understand the world of #BBloggers and even #FBloggers. Click HERE to read the Previous Entries if you haven't.
So, I'm Back with more mindless rambling in my attempts to be taken seriously as a Fashionista/Beauty Guru
*Please, if you read that sentence and didn't realise I was kidding, I have no actual aspirations to become Gok Wan* *Ok Maybe a Bit*
Anyway, I was kind of struggling to find something to discuss for the next instalment until I woke up with a hangover this morning and saw all these photos of celebs who attended some kind of Gala in America.
#MetGala
Now I have no idea what this Gala is, what it's for and why. And frankly with a pounding headache due to too much wine and beer yesterday I don't care. I just want to discuss the fashion on show, so I thought I'd simply be a Joan Rivers style bitch and discuss what I see. Whether or not you agree it's pretty much my first reaction to these dresses.
I heard the theme of this Gala was PUNK, so obviously some styles have been made to cover this.......
1. Katie Holmes: WOW Joey from the Creek has finally escaped that cult and gone all Punk Goth here. Loving the Make Up and The Dress looks great.......until it doesn't seem to stop and begins to resemble that woman who returns from the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to her heel.
2. Taylor Swift: I have a suspicion that Swifty is into some dark, dark magic. Don't ask me why, but she gives off the vibe behind closed doors she likes to conjure up spells to control the world. Maybe she's a lizard women who use to live in the moon? I don't know, maybe it's the eye make up. She looks remarkably Madame Tussauds here and love her little man as an accessory.
6. Anne Hathaway: Yes! Love it. This is my favourite look of them all! I love the teasing of the body covered in tiger like stripes. I like Anne Hathaway, alot of people don't like her and I don't know why, I Think she looks very elegant and edgy here. Disagree? I Don't care, She's Catwoman!
7. Katy Perry: Urgh! No Thank you Drag Queen who is trying to look like the very gorgeous Katy Perry! Not a fan of this look. Not Punky at all and looks cheap and nasty. The make up looks like a Man trying to cross over from being a goth to a gothic woman. hate the hair and the weird religious dress is awful. I'm sorry katy, it's not personal, it's....well it is pretty horrible.
10. Kim Kardashian: Ok, I Know she's pregnant but NO! There's no need to steal my Nan's curtain! She's been blinded for the past few weeks! She has poorly eyes as it is! Shame on you Kim! Shame on you!
13. Madonna: Oh FUCK OFF Madge!
All Images taken from Huffington Post
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I laughed a lot reading this, it seems we have kind of similar taste there's only a few i disagree with. But i think the main one we agree on is Madonna haha why can't she just age gracefully!? Mutton dressed as lamb, put it away woman no one wants to look at old lady ass and tits wrapped up in string, you have children for god sake!!! Ok rant over.
ReplyDeletehaha we have similar tastes and thats good. it means you know where I am coming from lol.
DeleteMadge needs to stop it. Its not fun or even novelty! Stop it madge!its embarassing.
Rant away its allowed.
LOL!!!! I laughed so hard at this post and the finish was just brilliant! Madonna just doesn't get that she's aging terribly and that she needs to dress her age. I love Taylor Swift aka lizard lady's outfit! I'm not a big fan of her but she looks awesome.
ReplyDeleteThe outfits are amazingly analyzed by you and the post was entirely entertaining, didn't bore me a sec!
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Awwww Best Comment ever!! and I didn't even tell you to say that lol
DeleteThanks mate for reading, it was a fun write.
I question how many pf those stars understand what punks look like cos most of them just look like hot mess.
ReplyDeleteAnother great post Adam, hope you never run out things to blog about
ha Yeah some of those ladies had no idea what Punk was!
DeleteThank you! Glad you are a fan :)
I'll never run out of things to chat about! hahah
Like how is a fuckin' ball gown punk?! There was no mohawks or safety pins or waky baky anywhere!
DeleteI laughed at Justin timberlake hair. hahaha. Brings back memories!
ReplyDeleteAnyways, Jennifer Lawrence looks FLAWLESS! And I love Anne Hathaway's hair, omg, makes me miss my short(er) blond hair. She has such a gorgeous face!
Love this post! ;)
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HAHAH Thank you! yeah anne hathaway looks Stunning! Im a #HathaFan
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! That was better than Joan. I love Anne Hathaway as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteHa Thanks for commenting 3 times :) xx
Deleteand Yeah Im better than Joan! haha
I seriously love your blog, you actually put me into hysterics when I read your posts like this :p Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThank you :) x Means a lot to me. glad you enjoyed
DeleteHa this is wonderful Adam! I especially agree with Katie Holmes' dress - I didn't think it would ever end!
ReplyDeleteMostly they look bloody awful but I LOVE Jennifer Lawrence.
Jess xo