Tuesday, 14 May 2013

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#Mashion & #Meauty No.9 : TV BAFTAs Awards Fashion Review

In #9 of The #Mashion and #Meauty Posts I Again attempt some kind of Fashion Review. From The #BAFTAs Awards.


The Ninth (#9) Post in this series of Posts where I challenge myself to try and understand the world of #BBloggers and even #FBloggers.  Click HERE to read the Previous Entries if you haven't.

So last Post, I did some attempt at being Joan Rivers or those Red carpet Outfit judge(y) people, and surprisingly a lot of you readers enjoyed my silly opinions. Also I had a right laugh doing it too. So this week I thought I's pretty much repeat it but with the celebs who graced the red carpet at the recent TV BAFTAs in London.

So Here we go. Please don't expect the next part to include intellectual thoughts on the fashion, It is simply a sad pathetic guy ( Me! ) talking utter tripe........Enjoy!

1.Binky Someone
I Have no idea who this lady is, but with a name like Binky I'm pretty glad I don't, else I know I'd be watching some show I'd be addicted to. I Have no idea what she is wearing here. Is it a Dress? Trousers? A Jumpsuit? A Mash mellow? I don't know. Not a Fan, Let's move on.

 2. Helen McCroy/McCoy/McCroy - I don't Know, I should Google it really but can't be bothered
Love this dress! I don't know why, it just looks nice. Nice? what a unflattering word to use to describe a dress this lady probably spent hours deciding on and making perfect for her, only for a sad and pathetic blogger to describe it as nice!..................But it is! It's very nice.

3. Clara From Dr Who
I have a massive crush on Clara. I refuse to use her real name, as I have a crush on her character in Dr Who and don't want to merge reality and Whoisverse, and that's how I like it. She Loves gorgeous here. Great hair, Great make up and elegant dress. Now Take those off and get back into your skirts and trainers combo most Dr Who companions wear.

4. Kat Slater
Don't like this. It looks mis-matched. Top Half and Bottom Half would work better separately  Anyone remember that scene in Clueless when Alicia Silverstone has the wardrobe computer that says whether the clothes were a match or not? Well Kat Slater needed one of those.

 5. Kimberley Wyatt
My Fav so far. Kimberley has by far one of the greatest bodies in Music/Dancing history. This dress suits her i think. This is where the fact I'm a male comes into play as I pretty much end up looking photos of ladies I like. So, erm. yeah Kimberley Wyatt.......What a Fittie!

 6. Sarah Lancaster
I once met Sarah Lancaster at the theatre in London. she looked lovely in a jeans and jumper attire. I remember thinking how comfortable and casual she looked. Why am I talking about a time I met her in jeans and a jumper? Well it's to prevent me from slating her for wearing this inflatable sumo wrestlers outfit to a function.

7. Sienna Miller
WOW! I am glad i am not a girl, because if I was I'd be so envious of how beautiful Sienna Miller is and constantly striving to be like her, stalk her, re-enact Misery with her........Erm, what was I saying? Ok, Sienna looks amazing. I have no words!......I LOVE YOU!........Ok, Next! 

 8. Claudia Winkleman AKA The Sexy Raccoon
Massive fan of Claudia Winkleman and her sleek dress. Always been a fan of her long fringe and black raccoon eyes. Some people hate her, Some people like her, Some people really don't care and wonder why they are reading a blog post about fashion by a guy who wears t shirts with batman symbols on them!

9. Boris Johnson
Was nice of Boris ( The Mayor of London ) Johnson to turn up to the awards and actually attempting to look decent. He looks like he was lost a bit of weight and almost managed to brush his hair. Fair Play Boris! A Good Effort old chap! Great jacket and trousers combo. And those heels look great on him!............What?! Wait a minute!

10. I have No Idea who you are
Who is this girl? I have a little crush on this one. Please somebody out there tell me who she is! ( Ok, I could and probably will google, but I want YOU to tell me who she is and what she is famous for ) Love her dress and entire look anyway. Great dress that shows off her killer legs! She reminds me of some kind of elf. I've never fancied an Elf before, well not since Will Ferell........I'm Kidding! I'm Kidding!......Jeez Chill out will ya!

And Finally............ Hang on! Is that Me?

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19 comments:

  1. Number 10 is Millie Mackintosh of Made in Chelsea and the better half of professor green. Definitely agree on Sarah Lancashire. Binky is fromMade in Chelsea too and usually looks pretty good. Not so keen on the pink ensemble though. Sienna Miller = über goddess but could still be your mate!

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    1. Yeah Just heard about her being from made in Chelsea. I might watch it just for her haha
      Yes Sienna Miller is now my new best mate, I'll put a good word in for you

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  2. I disagree with you here and i think my opinion will not be a favourite one but i think they all look rather meh. Yes that's right meh haha there isn't one that i think F me you look so amazing i'm gonna lady crush on you, it's just all blah could look better haha

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    1. HAHA The saying Meh is says so much with so little hahaha
      Go for it! Disagree :) Please don't think my opinions are the high standard of quality fashion blogging lol
      I'm easily pleased, I suppose thats my weakness. That and nachos!

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  3. The only one I like is 'Clara' haha! I thought most of them look god awful this year!! I think some of them don't know how to dress themselves so they just agree with what their stylist says, and the stylist prob know this and make the most of it and make them wear 'mashmellow' dress'? I agree, what is it that she is wearing? haha

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    1. haha yeah Compared to some other events, this awards was a bit rubbish. And yes Blinky! Why? I dont know you but i feel sorry for you haha

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  4. Binky? Who names a child Binky? Good God.
    That's all I have to say on this topic.
    Oh, and I snorted tea at Boris Johnson...

    Jesss xo

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    1. hahahaha
      Hope the tea wasn't over anything expensive lol
      thank you :)

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  5. ROFLMAO! Is that me? LOL! You still have better legs. hahahahaha!
    and who's that Binky chick? She has even more stupid name than Snooki. lol
    That sexy racoon doesn't look bad! Others ... I can easily skip them. Sorry :D "I have no idea who you are" - I don't like her shoes. All her toes are hanging over her shoes. Remember my "feet fetish"? ... Yeah ^^
    Keep up the good work!

    X

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    1. HAHA I love that you know less about these people than me haha
      And yes your feet fetish is my enemy! hahah x

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  6. I need you to know that Millie Macintosh is number 10 and she is an absolute BABE! ha xoxo

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    1. Yeah, I am now a Millie Fan! All she did was show some leg and I'm a fan ha

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  7. LOL!!!! As usual the post is not a disappointment, love love love how you analyzed everyone and everything! LMAO at the last one! Is that me? Hahaha!

    X

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    1. I'm still not sure if that is me or not hahah x

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    2. Must have been a long night/day cos you can't remember :D

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    3. hah it must have been ha is it me? lol

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  8. Hehe, I like your blog Adam, nice to see things from a lads perspective! Now following and look forward to reading more of your posts.

    Hels XX

    http://www.babybeautifulmummy.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. Thank you Helen :) Im glad you enjoy my blog and continue to put up with my stupid posts lol I'll check yours out now x

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    2. No problems, always nice to read something a bit different :-) X

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