Sunday, 5 May 2013

Uncle Arthurs Blog-ocks: #4 - It's Bollocks Oop North

Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon.




Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon.

Episode 20

It’s Bollocks Oop North


20 April 2013


This week Uncle Arthur attempts to defend his Northern roots against assault by scurvy Southerners. He furnishes us with a list of notable Northerners.

(Sir Robert Peel. He formed the first Police Force. He was a right twat. He was from up North. ….Arthur April 2013)

He tries to make sense of his libido’s attraction to red-heads, and looks into the possibility of training it to fancy blondes, brunettes and even bald girls.

(I could train my libido to fancy bald birds, but I don’t fancy spending all my time hanging around Manchester Royal Infirmary’s Chemotherapy Unit. ….Arthur April 2013)

Finally, he makes a telephone call to actor and fellow baldie, Bruce Willis. It doesn't go too well, as Mr Willis seems less than enamoured with the idea.

(Mr Willis, would you be prepared to feature in a television advertisement for anti, being a pretentious, ageing old twat cream? ….ArthurApril 2013)

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Enjoy ‘Uncle Arthur’ responsibly, and please be aware, ‘Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks’ contains very strong language.

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