Saturday, 11 May 2013

Uncle Arthurs Blog-ocks: #5 - Perfumed Bollocks

Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon.



Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks is a podcast hosted by Lancastrian, Nigel Boydell. The show’s format revolves around Arthur’s opinionated ramblings about whatever has irked him that week. Although Arthur comes across as a foul mouthed old lout who appears to want everyone fired out of a cannon, he is, in fact, a foul mouthed old lout who wants everyone fired out of a cannon.

Episode 21

Perfumed Bollocks 


27 April 2013


This week Uncle Arthur welcomes us to his 21st show. He gripes about obscure television advertisements that try to sell us the concept of celebrity promoted perfume products.

(You have to sit through five minutes of waffle by some chocolate voiced tart about some piss based liquid. It's all very, very clever stuff. ….Arthur April 2013)

He tells about his inadvertently screaming obscenities at a 10 year old.

(I wound the window down and screamed, "You fucking bitch!". Just as some 10 year old sat up in the passenger seat. ….Arthur April 2013)

There's the story about losing the car in Leeds St James Hospital multi-storey carpark.

(I expected her to take note of where we had parked. She knows I'm a fucking idiot ….Arthur April 2013)

He rounds the day off by buying supper , whilst forgetting that the oven isn't working.

(Ends up having a piece of toast and a bottle of fucking Brewdog, for fucks sake....Arthur April 2013)


We also have a phone call to the late, kiddyfiddling Jimmy Savile.

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Enjoy ‘Uncle Arthur’ responsibly, and please be aware, ‘Uncle Arthur’s Bollocks’ contains very strong language.

He can be found at:

www.stitcher.com
www.iTunes.com
www.unclearthur.podbean.com
www.wickedradionetwork.com

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