Tuesday, 27 August 2013

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#Mashion & #Meauty No.14: The VMAs Red Carpet Review

So I am Back! I have had a slight break from doing regular #Mashion and #Meauty posts after pretty much having nothing to say. BUT Now after a few months I have re-opened my assignment to try and understand the world of the #BBloggers and #FBloggers and looking back on some of my most popular posts I decided to do another Red carpet review. My Red Carpet Review's are different to others out there, as I am in no way, shape or form a Fashionista. So I give you my initial reactions to what these Stars Dresses at The #VMAs last Sunday Night. Enjoy.....

The Fourteenth  (#14) Post in this series of Posts where I challenge myself to try and understand the world of #BBloggers and even #FBloggers.  Click HERE to read the Previous Entries if you haven't.

So I am Back! I have had a slight break from doing regular #Mashion and #Meauty posts after pretty much having nothing to say. BUT Now after a few months I have re-opened my assignment to try and understand the world of the #BBloggers and #FBloggers and looking back on some of my most popular posts I decided to do another Red carpet review.
My Red Carpet Review's are different to others out there, as I am in no way, shape or form a Fashionista. So I give you my initial reactions to what these Stars Dresses at The #VMAs last Sunday Night. Enjoy.....


KATY PERRY: Great Legs! Horrible Dress! hate The Leopard print on anybody. Reminds me too much of an 80's Essex girl! All she needs is the white stilettos and a Lambrini in hand and I'll escort her for a spray tan at Amy Childs Salon.


MILEY CYRUS: The Ex Disney Princess and Future Sex Tape Princess looks terrible! What is with the Angelica from the RugRats style hair? Can somebody give her some fashion advice? And whilst you are at it, give her life advice too?


SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW: Whoever this is looks great! Great Hair, Hair like a Mermaid! Great Dress even with the feathery bottom, but not too much. I suppose her figure fits the dress perfectly, but again I am sure it was made to fit that way.


SOME MODEL: I Take it when you are a Catwalk Model or sorts you have to have a very Androgynous look and even figure. This Dress, or whether you can call it a Dress? More like a See through drape over a "Fifth Element" inspired underwear thing. I suppose it's fashion or something. 


BEYONCE ORA: Britain's very own Low Rent Beyonce Rita Ora here. Looking like she got her Dress caught in a paper shredder. I just want to curl up in the trail and sleep! Also can somebody take her to Marks and Spencers and buy her a Bra? Too many times I have seen her out Braless.


ROBIN THICKE & HIS WIFE FROM "DeJA VU": Paula looks great here, Great Body, Hair and make up. The Dress is simple and a little bit quirky, but not too quirky it's annoying. Robin looks like he does everyday! A Guy who got lucky.


ELLIE GOULDING: I Adore Ellie Goulding! For all her manish looks and body I still have some kind of Crush on her. #ManCrush?? But Seriously Think Ellie Goulding can do no wrong. I would just be afraid to touch that dress in case it hurt.


SOME TEEN WOLF ACTRESS: Some Very Pale Teen Wolf Actress! As I myself am #TeamPale I have to stick up for my kind. BUT what is the first rule of #PaleClub ? Don't wear beige! You just blend in and we can't see where your skin starts and your outfit begins.


LiL KIM: Lil Kim?! I didn't believe this was her! I am not going to pass judgement on this girl. She Scares me and she's been in prison. So wear what you want, Keep having surgery to look like one of The Jackson clan and Stay outta Trouble!


TEEN SINGER: I am assuming she is a singer. I saw her name, but forgot it, Regardless she looks great. Great little dress, and very little it is. White Shoes and Tanned legs. Simple, Chic and Yeah, Simple.


SELENA GOMEZ: Apparently Selena is a big deal. And she means business here. Possibly my favourite Look so far. Great Leg Bomb, See Through shoes and.....Oh wait....What is with the futuristic stripper bra thing? You was doing so well Selena!


TAYLOR SWIFT: The Man Hating Singer looks like a Mannequin. Dress looks alright, not sure about the hair. The Teen Girl Wind Up Merchant seems to have a face that just makes you think she has already judged you and written a chorus about how much she hates you in a song.


AGAIN SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW: I Don't Know this girl, but wish I did. Great simple dress and great legs. Great make up and hair. Love this girl........Who is she?


SANTANA from GLEE: Ok, This is the BEST look of the Red carpet. LOVE this dress and entire look. She looks like an Alternate Universe's Kim Kardashian. An Alternate Universe where Kim Kardashian is loved, can do no wrong and has talent! I want to live there.


MODERN FAMILY GIRL: The Young girl from Modern Family looks like she was inspired by Wonder Woman here! Is this a Hint? Doubt it, she's too small for The Amazonal Princess.


So There you go! What did YOU Think? Let me know Below, or send me Tweet at @BarkerPODcasts

6 comments:

  1. Teen singer is Ariana Grande! She's my current girl crush!

    Great post Adam, we've missed your #mashion posts! x

    These Days are Fast

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  2. Haha thanks :-) glad you enjoyed and even missed me lol

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  3. I picked Naya Rivera as best dressed too! Not much competition this year.

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    1. Yeah she looked the best. Slick and simple.

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  4. What's up with those fugly dresses?? Miley? Selena? that naked model? Lil Kim and others I don't know? Haven't they realized after all this time that less (exposure) is more? You don't have to show us everything, leave it something for imagination. lmao.
    I love that teen singer and that Glee chick though.
    I like Katy's legs, but I don't like her fingers trapped in those shoes ... foot "fetish" (reversed). I have problem with feet, yes. Dress is horrible, HORRIBLE! did I say it was horrible???
    And I watched Miley Cyrus' performace last night. I feel dirty, raped and embaressed. Had to give myself a good shower afterwards. lol
    Great post! Happy to see them back! ;)
    Xx

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    1. Haha you hit it all on the head there mate. Less is more is the age old saying right?
      And yes that Miley performance made me feel dirty and sick. Such an embarrassment.

      I'm glad I'm back. Can't promise regular posts but I'm sure I can put something out in the #Mashion series

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