Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Oscar Nominations for Dummies

Wondered what the Film Nominations for the 2014 Oscars are all about? Well let me tell you.

So the 2014 OSCAR Nominations were announced today and I am pretty sure most of you have never heard of the films up for the Best Film Award. Well fear not, As I am here to give you a proper rundown of the films vying to win top prize this year.


Best Picture
12 Years a Slave - The guy from "Love Actually" who marries Keira Knightly stars in a film about slavery Directed by Steve McQueen off of the 60's and 70's and star of "The Blob" 


American Hustle - Originally titled "David O'Russell's American Hustle starring Kurt and Keri Russell" but instead the studio ordered them to hire Fat Batman, Black Bradley Cooper, Slutty Lois Lane, That guy who played Jeffery Dahmer once and Katniss Everdeen on crack.


Captain Phillips - Sequel to the Tom Hanks classic "Cast Away". Tom Hanks sails the sea in search of Wilson, the Beach Ball. But he crosses path with Angry Pirates who want Wilson all to themselves. The Most heartwarming tale about a Beach Ball you'll see all year.


Dallas Buyers Club - The star of "Sahara" loses weight, grows a moustache and get's aids so he can hang around with a lovely lady named Janice Leto. The Two then buy the Dallas Cowboys football team.


Gravity - The Isaac Newton Story....OK, I can do better. The Third part of the Miss Congeniality Trilogy. Sandy Bullock goes undercover at the Miss Universe pageant set in space. George Clooney shows up with coffee and gets paid millions.


Her - The Teenager from  "Parenthood" falls in love with his computer.......No seriously that is the story of the film


Philomena - 'M' from james Bond teams up with Alan Partridge as Steve Coogan attempts to break Hollywood for the 100th time.


The Wolf of Wall Street - A True Story about an unlikeable and obnoxious man who does drugs and rips people off. But Leo DiCaprio turns up and makes you want to be like him. 



Nebraska - A Black and White film where people do things and say things in Black and White. 


So There you go. How many of those films have you seen or want to see? Who will win? Do you care? Why wasn't Sharknado nominated?

Let me know your thoughts

*NOTE: These views are my own and not to be taken seriously. If you really think Captain Phillips is a Sequel to Cast Away then please punch yourself in the face.

6 comments:

  1. "Sequel to the Tom Hanks classic "Cast Away". Tom Hanks sails the sea in search of Wilson, the Beach Ball. But he crosses path with Angry Pirates who want Wilson all to themselves. The Most heartwarming tale about a Beach Ball you'll see all year." LOL :D
    Haha, nice "review! Haven't seen any of the movie mentioned. Let's just say that Slovenian cinema is really ice age-ish. We don't get movies until they're already old. Most of the times :D
    In The Wolf of Wall street plays one Slovenian actress, Katarina Cas. I might see the movie just because of her ;)

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    1. Thats beautiful. supporting Slovenian Cinema! and yes I saw she was in it! shes Hot!! Well Done Slovenia!

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  2. Well now I want to watch Gravity...

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    1. You need to see it! It's the closure to the beauty pageant trilogy x ;-)

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    1. its a very serious and fact filled post :)

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