Sunday, 9 March 2014

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#Mashion & #Meauty: What's it all about Charlize?

Another #Mashion Post: This time I look at why Charlize Theron is simply the best thing since sliced bread with Boobs on it

The Twenty first (#21) Post in this series of Posts where I challenge myself to try and understand the world of #BBloggers and even #FBloggers.  Click HERE to read the Previous Entries if you haven't.

Right, I was watching the film "Hancock" (2008) and I realised 2 things.
1 - The film was co-written by "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan, which I find astounding
2 - Charlize Theron is too beautiful. Too beautiful that it actually hurts.

I don't know why it has taken me this long to realise but Charlize is not only a stunningly beautiful actress but she is one of those actresses that puts in great performances in every film, regardless of how rubbish it actually maybe. ( Don't tell me "Aeon Flux" is any good, because it's not, BUT she is gorgeous in it )

Charlize is one of those beauties from Hollywood, even though she is South African, that seems to effortlessly walk the Red Carpet and look a million dollars with ease. Take for instance these Red Carpet styles:

The Oscars 2013: Short Hair, Athletic figure, white dress! Looking very masculine, but not so masculine she looks like a man......You Know what I mean!. A Boyish look with the short hair, which I must say is a style I bloody want! why can't my hair look like that?!, and she still looks gorgeous!

Oscars 2014: Still rocking the shorter hair style and wearing a dress that looks like it was painted on to show off her figure, seriously is she training to be a WWE wrestler or something? She is looking buff!! Don't get too buff Charlize else the hair will stay short but the penis will grow larger!.........Still fit though! 

Venice 2008: Back in 2008, when Hancock was released, Charlize looked amazing ( are you sensing that I quite like Charlize yet?? ) with that almost amazonal body stature and proper lovely hair.....I was tempted to say sleek,but I decided against it.

I looked back at some early roles for Charlize and found some rather dodgy looks, that she still somehow manages to pull off.

That Thing you do (1995) One of her very early roles and nearly 20 years ago, it seems Charlize is a vampire and simply doesn't age! Even though she is playing a character from the 60's, she still looks like she could pull off this look in modern day.

The Devils Advocate (1997) Rocking the 90's power perm! Going a bit Ginger! Still fucking Gorgeous! I remember watching this film......It's definitely one to watch for the #WTF factor and Pacino and Keanu Reeves trying to out act in very OTT ways. Charlize has a strange part in it, even to a point where the sexual scenes are quite disturbing......Either way she manages to still look beautiful.

Now some ladies have different features that are their best. maybe some ladies have the best eyes, or best smile or even best hair. Charlize in my opinion seems to have the holy trinity
Great Eyes! Great Hair! Great Legs!
Charlize is a lady with the figure that only Wonder Woman could envy and the legs only Angelina Jolie wish she could "LegBomb" with

Ok, With all this beautifulness, and this post has simply become an excuse to display my love of Charlize, lets not forget her acting ability and how great she was in "Monster"
Stripping back the make up and hair and going full method as a Serial Killer got her a well deserved Oscar. I watched "Monster" and didn't fancy Charlize at all.............ok maybe a little bit!....More of a scared crush!

So there you go! Charlize Theron get's my seal of approval, and I am sure she will be happy to hear that a chubbby, bearded podcasting blogger from Essex thinks she is doing great. 
My favorite Charlize movie is "Young Adult" and if you haven't seen it, then you must watch it!! It is simply brilliant. Watch it!!

Ok, Thanks for reading. I hope this wasted some of your time and maybe come back again for more #Mashion inspired blogging.
Do you agree with me about Charlize? Do you care? Was this simply a pathetic excuse of a blog so I had a reason to post photos of Charlize looking sexy?
Let me know @BarkerPODcasts 

Ok here are some more Charlize Photos


  1. Best thing since sliced bread with boobs on!

  2. she's gorge! No problem saying that as a heterosexual female!

  3. Yeah, she's flawless. I want to watch that movie you recommended now, still haven't :)
    I wish they didn't photoshop her pictures in that red dress so much. In the last one her extended leg looks kinda weird, doesn't it?
    I actually watched short presentation of her on HBO, I think. She has inspiring story, how she fought to become a big actress. Hard work pays off :)

    1. Yeah i know what you mean lol. Extended legs! Although she does have long legs.

      Yeah you must watch "Young Adult" it's amazing!!

  4. OMG! I totally understand where you're coming from. She is my ultimate girl crush! She is the definition of PERFECTION!

    Loved this wee post - super funny... and obviously utterly delicious to look at! Haha. :)