Tuesday, 2 December 2014

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British Fashion Awards 2014 | #Mashion & #Meauty

The #Mashion and #Meauty Red Carpet Review of the British Fashion Awards 2014

Fashion on show at a Fashion Show for Awards about Fashion Fo' Sho!

Another #Mashion Inspired Red Caret Review! and this time it is an awards show that seems to have Fashion as the main focus. So The British Fashion Awards 2014 was held and that means lots of celeb type people wearing clothes to a fashion show that awards people who wear clothes......it's a big clothes thing. Anyway here's my #Mashion Review

The Other Delevigne: I believe this is Poppy! Skinny Legs and "meh" dress in my opinion. She looks older than I think she is. I look at this girl and I see a girl who has never shopped in Lidl before....Don't know what that has to do with her dress, but I can see it in her eyes. She has the look of a girl who has never seen a Frozen Lobster be sold for £1

Anna Kendrick: It looks like Anna spent hours getting ready, having a shower, doing her make up, getting those heels on and leaving the house......in her towel! Also due to the brightness on my laptop screen, as certain tilts it looks like she is wearing nothing, and it just a big pinky pale blur. Do Love Anna though!

That Old T4 Presenter: I remember when Alexa Chung was just that girl from T4 that wasn't Nick Grimshaw. Now she seems to be the most sort after Fashionista in Hollywood. If she is that, then I love her british roots by taking a lunch box to the show with her. I wonder what is in there! Maybe a marmite sandwich and a packet of walkers squares and a cheesestring

Someone Waterhouse: I wanna say Suki? Am I right? Suki? Suki! Su-keee! Sorry I love that name! Shame I hate this outfit! *Proper Bitch Comment coming up* She looks like she's wearing one of those poncho's you wear before going on a water ride at Universal Studios.

Lilly Allen: I actually Love this! The shoes look awesome and it seems very "Gladiator" esque. Butt Lilly looks very orange, and I can't work out whether that is because of her hair or because of the fake tan mixing with her light coloured dress. Either Way....Love Lilly!

Rita PHWO-A: I'm sorry, but Rita is just doing it for me right now! I still hate her songs and voice, but she is fast becoming this #Mashionistas Style Icon! Always mixing it up with the Sexy and Demure!....Yes I just sad Demure! Check me out...........Anyway, Love a bit of leather and leg bombing!......Love this!

Cara!!: I have a massive thing for this girl, much like every single woman I know! Something about her that makes you want to just go out and get drunk with her. Rocking the Brows, Great sequinned dress and showing a bit of leg! But then again, she's a catwalk model, if she looked shit I wouldn't be able to tell, as it would probably be shit for fashion reasons or something.

Kendall Jenner: Rocking that all in one trouser suit! Looks great in white! BUT what does she do if she wants to go to the toilet? i see no zip! I see nothing to make slipping out of this easy? But what the fuck do I know?......Love her shoes though! This girl is pretty fashionable isn't she!

Emma "Fucking" Watson: This girl can usually do no wrong........until now! What a horrible outfit in my opinion! Nothing looks like it fits her and looks like she walked into the wrong dressing room to get ready and now there's a larger man walking around in her skimpy outfit getting beaten up on the tube!

Rhianna: Love this! Only She could get away with wearing a jacket and forgetting the trousers! She looks great........does she? Either she looks great or she looks like she turned up naked and somebody on the red carpet made her wear their coat to cover up. Either way I like what I am seeing here.

And that is it from me today! Thank you for reading. If you agree/disagree/don't care about my opinions on these ladies, please throw me a comment below or simply tweet me @BarkerPODcasts and/or the new @MashionMeauty

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  1. Alexa chung is my favourite I am not gonna lie and I adore the dress she is wearing, rita looks amazing but still borderline a little trashy (sorry) and poppy who? yeah she's no one :( xxx

    Blonde Of Carbs

  2. I reckon Cara and Rita look fab but everyone else should have just stayed in for the night. Especially Emma 'Fucking' Watson', someone should have just slapped her and said "No, Emma 'Fucking' Watson, no!!!"

    Sharon x

  3. Basically - Cara & Kendall, Cara & Kendall, Cara & Kendall. They both look absolutely stunning. I love both of their outfits.

    And, just to answer your question on Kendall's outfit. And, no, I don't care if it's a rhetorical question. I'm gonna answer. I assume the zip is at the back. Come on now, for a guy who claims to be in the know... Lots of trousers have a zip at the back. Jeans have zips at the back. Which rock were you hiding under when zip placement was discussed, eh? :P

    Christina x
    Christina Campbell Hughes