Thursday, 30 July 2015

The Science of Spaceballs | #NOTlistening

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They've gone to Plaid!



In | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.189 - The Science of Spaceballs | we pretty much discuss.....well the Science of Spaceballs. That's right! We take a look at the scientific accuracies that are derived in the Sci-Fi classic "Spaceballs" from the 1980's. Can we really go to Ludacris speed? Does Mr Coffee exist? How viable is a Mega Maid? These are all questions that NEED answered..........right?


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Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Jurassic World | #NOTwatching #59

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There's no disputing that this year's resurrection of the 'Jurassic' franchise has been financially successful - it broke all the box office records on opening weekend, is currently the world's third highest grossing movie of all time and a follow-up is well & truly on the way. The question really though, is whether or not it was really any good or not surely? On this week's #NOTwatching Podcast, we attempt to answer that.



Biggest opening weekend of all time

Third highest grossing movie of all time (worldwide)

Sequel confirmed


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Monday, 27 July 2015

Bum Chin Chums | #NOTlistening | Batman V Superman / Suicide Squad Trailer Special

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Batman V Superman V The Suicide Squad


In | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.188 - Bum Chin Chums | Adam, Will and Ash sit down and GEEK out about the TWO massive DC Universe trailers "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice" and "Suicide Squad". Both Will and Ash HADN'T seen the trailers until the actual recording, so everything you hear is instant reactions to the two most talked about (excluding Star Wars maybe) trailers of recent history.
What do Ash and Will have to say about the film trailers? Take a listen.

Ep.188 - Bum Chin Chums


Here are the Trailers for both films






Listen here to what Adam and Curtis from CCR drive had to say about the trailer, the Day after it was released.


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Batman: Arkham Knight | #NOTplaying #87

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After the highs of E3 it was a shame to come crashing back down to earth with the sad reality of Rocksteady's latest Batman release. It's been in the headlines so much lately we thought it was worth devoting an entire episode to the game as well as the controversy surrounding it's broken PC release, because while some might be enjoying what is essentially a pretty solid title, the rest of us simply don't have the grunt to overcome it's many technical problems. It's all about the Bat on this week's #NOTplaying Podcast!



Batman: Arkham Knight

PC version is fucked

Withdrawn from Sale

Features outright missing

Rob's performance capture via Shadowplay

Patch 1 out! Fixes fairly minor bugs, probably not going to affect performance much :(

Warner Bros. Knew That Arkham Knight PC Was A Mess For Months

Batgirl DLC out but not on PC

Won't be finished until Autumn apparently...

Interim Patch in August


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Thursday, 23 July 2015

Earth 2...Pluto | #NOTlistening

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Another Earth!.......What do you mean it's gone already?


In | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.187 - Earth 2....Pluto | we sat down to keep up with current "Space" news and discussed the fact that NASA revealed that they had discovered ANOTHER EARTH!! So Ash got his Science hat on and gave us a rundown on the whole Earth comparisons and also have a little look at the "Dwarf" planet Pluto.
You might learn something today!........MIGHT!



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Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Daredevil Vs Punisher? Hannibal cancelled & Clarkson going to Netflix? | #NOTwatching #58

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On this week's show we delve into some recent TV news, including the announcement of The Punisher being a part of Daredevil's second season, the cancellation of NBC's Hannibal and some more speculation on the ultimate fate of Clarkson & Co's spiritual successor to Top Gear. All this and more on another TV-newstastic #NOTwatching Podcast!



Punisher cast in Daredevil season 2

Daredevil season 2 to effectively be Daredevil Vs Punisher?

Netflix to adapt Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

NBC cancels Hannibal

Chris Evans new host of Top Gear

Former presenters apparently very close to signing deal with Netflix


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Monday, 20 July 2015

FOUR/teen Read Through Part 2 | #NOTlistening

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FOUR/teen Read Through Part 2

In | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.186 - FOUR/teen read Through Part 2 | we revisit the first, and only, ever script Adam has ever written. With the help of Will and Ash, they try to recreate the screenplay for your audio pleasure. In Part 1 (click here for that one) the guys tackled the first story involving a drunken night in a club. In this concluding part, you'll hear the "drug lord" element of the story come to life......very imaginatively.
Have a listen and look out for more to come from FOUR/teen in future episodes.

You can download the FULL SCRIPT HERE if you would like to read this......attempt at a script



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ARK: Survival Evolved, Project CARS & Fallout Shelter | #NOTplaying #86

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With E3 well and truly behind us, we take some time this week to talk about some of the games we've actually been playing, starting with Steam Summer Sale Early Access Hit, ARK: Survival Evolved, which Iain has sunk several hours into. Meanwhile, Patrick's had some time with the final release of Project CARS, Adam's been hunting werewolves in the French-Canadian indie curiosity, Sang Froid and Rob's still up to his neck in GTAV and The Witcher 3. It's all about what we haven't #NOT been playing on this week's #NOTplaying Podcast!



ARK: Survival Evolved

Project CARS

Sang-Froid - Tales of Werewolves

GTA V

The Witcher 3

Fallout Shelter


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Thursday, 16 July 2015

Its a MUPPET! | #NOTlistening

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Why NO Jokes about smelly pork?




In | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.185 - It's a MUPPET! | we sit down and discuss al things "Muppets" and their return to TV. Aswell as some crude jokes about "Pork" and "Kermit" we also has a little reminisce about other puppet orientated shows we watched as kids.



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Wednesday, 15 July 2015

Sir Christopher Lee, James Horner RIP | #NOTwatching #57

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It's a sad time for the #NOTwatching Podcast when we have to say goodbye to so many legends at once: Sir Christopher Lee and Patrick Macnee recently passed away, both at the age of 93, leaving behind vast bodies of work. Meanwhile composer James Horner, who arguably scored a good portion of our lives, died tragically in a Plane Crash at the comparatively young age of 61. It's not all doom and gloom though - Independence Day 2 has a title, Marvel has a new Spiderman and maybe, just maybe... we might see a third Hellboy movie before his homeland freezes over. Um... maybe let's not count those kitties just yet though...



RIP Patrick Macnee

RIP James Horner

RIP Christopher Lee

Tom Cruise to reprise his role as Maverick in Top Gun 2

Independence Day 2 has a name

Tom Holland is the new Spider-Man

Ron Perlman teasing Hellboy 3?

Uwe Boll Meltdown


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Monday, 13 July 2015

Off Your FACE! | #NOTlistening

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Getting off YOUR face!




In  | #NOTlistening Podcast Ep.184 - Off Your FACE! | we decided to have a short discussion about the 90's classic Cage/Travolta masterpiece "FACE / OFF". After some confusion on what film Adam is talking about they guys have a little geek out on a guilty pleasure of theirs. Also Adam has a big question to ask regarding sexual intercourse during the film......Once you hear the question, it'll change the way you watch that film.


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E3 2015: Hololens with Minecraft, new AMD video cards and Steam Machines are almost here! | #NOTplaying #85

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In our final E3 2015 show we take a look at some of the hardware news that didn't involve Virtual Reality, including Microsoft's demonstration of their Hololens technology with their recently acquired Minecraft, the latest in a new line of AMD Video Cards and the fact that Steam Machines will very soon be a reality. Finally! All this and more on another tech-focussed #NOTplaying Podcast!



Minecraft Hololens Demo

AMD's dual-GPU fiji card

Steam Machines are now affordable enough to exist. Available as of October 16th

Steam Controller and Link now available to preorder


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Sunday, 12 July 2015

Things YOU wanna know about Batman V Superman

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It's HERE!! The Bat vs The Cape!

I LOVE San Diego Comic Con! FOUR Days of teasers, trailers, clips and news concerning some of the most anticipated geek movies and tv shows out right now.

Finally, today we got to see and hear MORE about the upcoming
"Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice" movie.



After the first teaser trailer, which seemed to focus more on Batman, we got a 3 plus minute trailer that showed us A LOT more than I expected. We can now see the way the story is going to go, what direction it is heading and what the part some of the characters will be playing in this lead up to a bigger DC Justice League world.

So, what did the trailer tell us?

ATTACK ON METROPOLIS

The final act of "Man of Steel" saw Superman and Zod battle it out in the city and destroying buildings with little or no care for any citizens that may have been injured or hurt. The two Alien's pretty much fought a battle forgetting that innocent people around them could easily perish. Now in big blockbusters, this is usually something that happens. Building get demolished and we never usually see normal citizens perish, unless it is for dramatic effect. Think back through many car chases in busy streets and watch the amount of damage they do to innocent driver's vehicles, I mean think of that poor guys insurance claim!.


So, the start of the newest trailer makes this a key factor in to "HOW" Superman fits in to this world. By the looks of it, many people died during the battle with Zod, including people close to Bruce Wayne. The Scene where Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) is rushing towards to dust in the city, begins with our knowledge of his motivation in wanting to stop Superman.
Thank God they are referencing this whole thing, because hopefully it'll shut up the people who kept complaining about the end of "Man of Steel" and it will all be answered here.



AFTER THE BAT

Already we know that this ISN'T a new Batman origin story. This isn't the rise of Batman! This is going to be the resurgence of Batman. We are going to see a Bruce Wayne who has had several years as The Bat and over those years lots and lots of battles, deaths and run in's with certain villains.
The aftermath of "Man of Steel" looks to bring an older Bruce Wayne back to the cape in order to either avenge or simply stop, what he is believing to be an Alien who shouldn't be here. It's sounding oh so very political I know.


Judging by some "cryptic" clues and graffiti placed over his suit in the trailer, I am predicting a lot of references to The Joker (Jared Leto) who we probably won't see until "The Suicide Squad" but will be used as device to show us how much Bruce Wayne and Batman have been through.


The Vigilante aspect will still be running high within this film, obviously gearing up for future Batman's, one which will be Directed and Written by Affleck himself, which may or may not be a prequel, we don't know yet. We already know he will be appearing in "The Suicide Squad" so the whole BATMAN VS JOKER battle looks to be the future for parts of this DC universe.



HUMAN HOPE

In "Man of Steel" Clark Kent/Superman (Henry Cavill) is continuously told by his adopted earth father Jonathan Kent (Kevin Costner) that earth needs heroes like him, but he has to be patient when to stand up. The theme of alien/higher powered beings coming to earth and simply having too much power is a constant thread that has been plaguing the comic book series. In this film it looks like it is a major plot point that will continue to carry over to the other films, such as Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)!

The whole idea of dividing their views on whether or not we should allow this much power in our life seems to be a soap box for Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) to stand on and dictate his opinions from. Lex Luthor, being one of the most commonly known Superman villains, seems to be the main antagonist in this film, even though we are all fully aware that Batman and Superman will have to stop fighting each other soon and band together. I mean in the trailer we see Wonder Woman in full superhero mode fighting, and I am betting you she isn't fighting either Supes or the Bat. A Bigger threat will emerge in this film towards to the end ( I am betting on Doomsday ) but we will have to wait on that revelation.



MILLER TIME

It's been well known for months that one of the key scenes and story elements of this film are based on parts of "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller. I love that story and am glad to see THAT BAT SUIT geared up to fight Superman. I am predicting this fight happens just over a half way into the film, leaving the final third to create a bigger threat that set's up "Justice League". Don't forget the title of this is called "Dawn of Justice" so don't expect to go into this film with a clear resolution, there will be many unanswered questions and new problems  ready to be solved.


There has already been rumours and talk about the rest of the "Justice League" making appearances throughout this movie, whether it be by dialogue, referencing or in the flesh. Both Aquaman and The Flash are rumoured to have "Blink or you'll miss it" cameo's. Cyborg is apparently cast already and due for a scene or two and obviously Wonder Woman is pretty much the third name on the poster.
Don't expect to watch a film like any other Batman or even Superman movies you have seen before this. This film is ready to bring a new tone to the screen. One that has been evident in the comics but never fully put up on the big screen.


IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING

.....This is the start of something special in the DC Universe. We are finally going to see these iconic characters on screen together or at least share the same universe of films. With this trailer and all the buzz about "The Suicide Squad" the DC Movie-verse is looking pretty much on it's way to being something epic.



What do you think? Are you excited about this new path DC Movies is taking?

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