Wednesday, 20 January 2016

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Critics Choice Awards 2016 | What the F**K are they wearing?

Critics Choice Awards Red Carpet review 2016

Being Critical at The Critics Choice Awards


It's 2016 and I thought "Fuck it" I need to do more stuff for the website. Towards the back end of 2015 we took a break from The #NOTlistening Podcast and The Really Reel Show wa going through changes. Along with Life changes and what-not, some of my "Blogging" ideas were forgotten and left in the past.

A Series of posts that I used to do was "#Mashion". A Males look at Female Fashion and Beauty Blah Blah Blah......anyway, that time has passed now, and you can still catch up with those posts on the website under #Mashion.
BUT for months I have had requests on doing "Red Carpet Reviews" and I thought now would be a good time, leading up to the Oscars, to dust off my "fashion police" hat and give my pointless and worthless views on what some Celebs are wearing.......

If you are not bothered with the rest of this post.....then rest assured, I won't judge you.

The OTHER Danish Girl
According to many people, She is a BIG star of the future. She managed to act alongside Eddie Redmayne who played Jessica Chastain in "The Danish Girl" and came out with credibility and praise. As for her style here.....I think she looks great a make shift dress, made from 1980's teenage boys duvet covers, that were stitched together by Blind Korean monks.
She Looks lovely.

Jennifer Lawrence's BFF
Amy ShuuuuuuuuuuMAAAAHHHH is the funniest Woman.......NO.....Funniest PERSON around right now! She wore white because afterwards she was due to go and marry somebody......for comic value? maybe........but who wouldn't wanna be married to her?.......#WifeyMaterial 

Eddie Redmyane
Eddie is a great Actor and his dedication to The Danish Girl is commendable. He looks great here and has really filled out in the chest region. Eddie is stand out gorgeous here! Well Done Eddie! You go girl!

Emmy Awards Rossum
Emmy Rossum, the lady they named the Emmy Awards after, looks great here and I am loving the fact she decided to wear some loft insulation underneath her gown to stay warm. I hear she will be taking this idea to Dragons Den to get it mass produced.

Claire The Cheerleader from Heroes
BOOBS!.........BOOBS!..........BOOBS!............and done

Jennifer and Justin
The New Power Couple! #JenJust! are a beautiful couple with beautiful style who seem to......why can't I stop staring at that gap in her dress......it's like the abyss!......now I've said it......you can't stop staring can you?!

Kirsten Dunst'in Checks in! - Remember that film?! That Monkey in the Hotel!....Classic
Why is She wearing the same dress 5 times in different sizes? Did she keep growing from the time she bought the first dress?......I don't know what I am saying.


Jessica Jones
Don't mess with Jessica Jones! This bitch will fuck you up! She looks "FIT" and I am not saying anything bad against her!.......She will hurt you!

Regina from Mean Girls
Love this girl! Love this style! Love her make up! Love her hair!............If I was a girl.......I'd totally be girl crushing on her.....then crying that I wasn't her.......eating lots of ice cream.....getting fat and dying alone....Fuck that's depressing......She looks great

Saa-rrriio-see Ro---nan?
The lady whose name I can't pronounce. Have you heard her accent? it's beautiful. She looks great here in this blue dress bought from Primark the night before.

So there you go. Waste of time..............But I reckon I'll get better in time.........or not...... but guess what......fuck it........I don't care.......I'm drunk......I'm not.......maybe.......not really......Ok a little bit.....wait don't go......come back.....or don't

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